I’M
OUT HERE ON THE DECK,
ON
THE EDGE OF THE
BEAUTIFUL GREEN!
AND
I CAN TELL YOU
SOMETHING, FRIEND…
UNUSUAL
SIGHTS CAN HERE BE SEEN!
Would
you believe, A 'lady'
paused here,
right on the 14th tee!
She bent her knees, she
took her stance,
Then shook her fanny
right at me!
ANOTHER
PULLED HER CLUB
FROM
A BAG WITH SEVERAL MORE…
AND
WHEN THE BALL TRAVELED
JUST THREE YARDS,
I
THINK SHE CRIED – I
KNOW SHE SWORE!

AND
UP THE HILL
THE
MEN TEED OFF!
OH,
THE LAUGHS I HAD!
ONE
AIMED AT ME, BUT HIT A
TREE!
ANOTHER’S
SHOT WAS JUST PLAIN BAD!
AND
HERE COMES HARRY…!
BEST
GOLFER OF THEM ALL, THEY
SAY!
IF
HE’S SO GREAT, I
WONDER WHY
HIS
BALL WAS LOST TODAY.
I
CANNOT HELP BUT GIGGLE…
SOMETIMES
I LAUGH OUT LOUD!
ONE
GUY STAMPED HIS FEET AND
POUTED,
JUST
LIKE A SPOILED AND
PAMPERED CHILD!

SIDELINE
GOLF, I’VE NAMED IT!
A
VERY AMUSING SPORT!
NO
RULES…JUST SIT AND
WATCH…
THEN
GIVE A SNICKER AND A
PERHAPS A SNORT!
NOT
A DAY GOES BY, YA KNOW,
BUT
WHAT I SEE STRANGE
THINGS!
JUST
MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS,
SITTING HERE…
AND
WATCHING THE GOLFERS
SWING! |