SOMETHING AWFUL HAS JUST HAPPENED!
OH, WOE!  OH, WOE IS ME!
I'VE JUST DISCOVERED WRINKLES…
AND I'M ONLY SIXTY-THREE!

THEY HAVE ATTACKED MY BODY
IN ALMOST EVERY PLACE.
WRINKLES IN MY KNEES AND ARMS…
AND YOU SHOULD SEE MY FACE!

YOU COULD FIND A ROADMAP THERE
FOR EVERY PLACE I'VE BEEN!
AND YOU CAN TELL WITH JUST ONE LOOK,
ABOUT JUST WHERE AND WHEN!

BUT I SHALL FIGHT THIS FOE…
A BATTLE TO THE DEATH!
WITH CREAMS AND LOTIONS - ALL KINDS OF STUFF…
I'LL FIGHT TO MY LAST BREATH!

BUT WAIT!  I HAVE THE ANSWER!
IT'S BEEN HERE ALL THE WHILE!
TO HIDE THESE UGLY WRINKLES,
ALL I HAVE TO DO IS SMILE!